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Abrams Artists Agency
Ideal Event Management
Speaking / Private Events / Other:
Personal / Fan:
“Hi there! I’d love to hear from you.”
Drop me a line at the email address shown. Due to my travel schedule, I can’t respond to every message individually. But if you’ve got a secret treasure map I should know about, or if you’re trapped in a high mountain cabin and fending off a Yeti attack, this is an expeditious way of getting a hold of me.
Also, I’m nearly always wearing a handy Breitling watch that emits a distress signal at the 121.5 MHz aircraft emergency frequency. If I happen to go missing, please give a listen and call Richard Branson if you hear it pinging.
I may need a lift home...
You can also reach me at the mailing address below.
P.O. Box 931838
Los Angeles, CA 90093
Be patient. It takes a while for the envelopes to be routed by steamship to Singapore, flown cargo freight to Cairo, and taken overland by camel caravan to Timbuktu or wherever I happen to be.
Note: At this time, I can’t accept copies of my book or other items to be autographed. It clogs the system, and the camels get really moody about it. Thanks for your understanding.